"yet another idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain"

"I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception..." groucho marx.

Just came back from the Motor Show at the NEC, and it was pretty good. Highlights include sitting in a DB9 and a TVR Tuscan. And maybe when a very attractive lady in a tight top asked me if I had any questions while I was sitting in a Bentley; so nearly asked "what are the digits of your phone number?".

Photos to follow.

Mmm... tits/breasts...

Todays breakfast banter: breast sizes. Why do women talk about their tits so much?

Smoking ban in public: why don't they just ban smoking.

Why is it that you can always have loads of ideas for a blog but when it comes to writing one you don't know what to say.

Sort ya profile out ed.

Hate to say it lads, but my steam-powered super personal computer beats everything.

Compare it with our PCs? Just so you can show us how much better yours is I take it?...

My new pc is coming on well, it's all working and getting ready to be overclocked, i even fitted my phat fan that is louder than a hoover [i've slowed it down so makes less noise]. As soon as it is fully functional i shall do some benchmarking and you can compare it with your pc's, especially rey's shuttle.

Great idea: get a burger van and sit outside hells kitchen, you'd make loadsa dosh cos half of the ppl who go there don't get surved.

Breakfast banter: todays breakfast conversation was bras and the different kinds ppl had worn, these included stick on's & wonderbras. [note: i don't, and never have or will wear a bra]

o0o, look at the funky new layout.

Just one more exam to go! God knows its about time, as all the others have got shitly (new word), and I need a good, solid drinking session.

Don't think I'm gunna find Jesus Christ,
So I'd rather spend my cash on vice.

The wise words of Spiritualized.

With thanks to Muffett, I now am proud (part) owner of my first ebay auction. Narf.

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[looked better on me phone]

FUCKING EBUYER

I order a case pannel which they charge me for but not deliver, so they send again yet still not deliver. I do get a refund but no apology. FUCKERS.

I bought another hard-drive yesterday making a total of 323gigs. I think that should be enough.

What do you mean you made 10p more than me? I thought they were justins and that you were splitting the money 50-50. That means i made £20.01 more than you. :] then again it's all profit to us.

Mmmmmmm, Miracle by Josh Rouse.

I just saved myself £40. Woo. Instead of paying £300 for a home cinema i paid £260. I keep spending all my money :[

I've just done the most exercise I've suffered in years, with Carl and I playing basketball against 2 of the Junior Stoke Mafia. We are quite good at basketball really, but these guys were fitter, quicker, and better than us, leaving me needing those paddle things they use for strokes and stuff. Note to self: Never go further than walking ever again.

"And another thing. If you've just come here via a Google search for "gmail invite" (like about 10 people have done so far) you're too late. I've given both mine away now.
If you really want Gmail, go to eBay and buy this or this!"

Um.... I take you have more than 1 gmail account then john.

If his are to expensive have this 1 or this 1 hehe,

just a thought, if you are invited do you then get 2 invites?

Sitting here, drinking homemade beer (that rhymes!), listening to Arab Strap. Couldn't be better. Unless, of course, I had a girlfriend. Or something interesting to do. Or I was somewhere in Australia. Maybe I should have gone on that drinking binge...

Hats Back!

It's weird sitting at a table with a load of women all laughing at rude things they have done. Me scared.

Just bought my graphics card so now i have all the bits for my pc, all i gotta do is reinstall everything on me hard-drive and it done! Wahoo.

Yarrrr. Ram - fresh from the high seas.

Liking: The mellow coolness that is Mr. Pete Yorn, and hip hop's very own Dr. Octagon.

Wanted for crimes against Ed.

Forgive the shiteness, ms paint aint what it used to be.

Poor pussy.
The person who emails me naming the most CDs they can from the buzznet photo on the right wins a top prize!